trying to make time-sensitive plans with someone who doesn’t text back quickly
If you don’t like puns or sarcasm then we’ll probably never get along ever.
livin a life of constantly being a little bit sleepy and mildly turned on
i have wasted my entire childhood liking people i will never have a chance with
I feel like I’m going to be that aunt who drinks vodka straight out of the bottle and ruins Christmas.
if u turn ur music up loud enough u cant hear the sad anymore