boys are the stupidest fucking things ever i want ten
So go find someone who fucks you right and treats you how you deserve to be treated. "
I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.
trying to make time-sensitive plans with someone who doesn’t text back quickly
If you don’t like puns or sarcasm then we’ll probably never get along ever.
livin a life of constantly being a little bit sleepy and mildly turned on
i have wasted my entire childhood liking people i will never have a chance with